SPAM OF THE WEEK!

[jasonmcareedj]

Dear Friend,

I am Mr Mustafa Mohammed bank manager of BOA Bank in Burkina faso.I would like you to indicate your interest to receive the transfer of 10.5 M Dollars.I will like you to stand as the next of kin to my late Descease customer whose account is presently dormant, for claim
mustafamohammed1000@gmail.com

Yours faithfully,
Mr Mustafa Mohammed

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AWESOME ATTACHMENT!@!@!!!@! DEPECHEMODE FANS DELIGHT

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A very good day to you. Please kindly go through the attachment below and get back to me only if you are interested to work with me because I have determined to live for posterity.



Looking forward to your urgent reply.



Thanks and regards,



Dr.Peter Bongani.

Check his email address: pbong6@msn.com

Now check this: http://www.discogs.com/label/Mute+Records+Ltd. and see what was BONG6 ? MASTER AND SERVANT.. If you are a vinyl junkie like me, you'll know that Mute records issued 3 versions of (almost) each tune by DM with the BONG cat#: the public version, ie: BONG6, the Limited version LBONG6 and the Promo version PBONG6..

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lol @ emo mass suicide!

[jasonmcareedj]

jaysus! poor emo


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Oh man I lol'd hard to this:

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So sent from my email address to me ofc, that way there's no return path to spam the spammer (cute hooer) but get a load of the Subject header again:

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Fkn hilarious!
As always, don't click the links Ladies & Gents

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Saturday, March 7, 2009 9:26 AM
From: "Paula Blake"

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Hello,
My name is Paula Blake; I work with the Johnson Tracking Ltd, a consulting
Firm in London, UK. We are conducting a standard process investigation
involving a client who shares the same name with you and also the circumstances
surrounding investments made by this client at HSBC Bank Plc.

The HSBC Private Banking client died intestate and nominated no next of
kin to inherit the title over the investments made with HSBC Bank Plc.
The essence of this communication with you is to request that you provide us
information on three issues:

1-Are you aware of any relative/relation having the same surname, whose last
known contact address was Madrid, Spain?

2-Are you aware of any investment of considerable value made by such a person
at the HSBC Bank Plc.?

3-Can you establish beyond reasonable doubt your eligibility to assume status
of next of kin to the deceased?

It is pertinent that you inform us ASAP whether or not you are familiar with
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We advice that you reply as soon as possible to afford us the opportunity to
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[jasonmcareedj]

From: Mr. Jahiz Basha
Manager, Foreign Operations Department,
African Development Bank
Ouagadougou,Burkina Faso.

Dear Friend,

I am making this proposal to you based on my conviction that you will be capable of championing this business cause.

In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of €12.6m Euros (Twelve Million Six Hundred Thousand Euros) in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customer who died along with his entire family in an air crash on February 3rd 2005.

Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because we cannot release it unless somebody applies for it as next of kin, business partner or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines but unfortunately I learnt that all his supposed next of kin or relation died alongside with him in the air crash leaving nobody behind for the claim. It is therefore upon this discovery that I now decided to make this business proposal to you and release the money to you as the next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and I don't want this money to go into the bank treasury as unclaimed bill.

The Banking law and guideline here stipulates that if such money remained unclaimed after five years, the money will be transferred into the bank treasury account as unclaimed fund. The request of foreigner as next of kin in this business is occasioned by the fact that the customer was a foreigner and a Burkina citizen cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner.

I wish to inform you that 40% of this money will be for you as foreign partner, in respect to the provision of a foreign account, while the remaining 60% would be for me. Thereafter I will visit your country for disbursement according to the percentages indicated. Therefore to enable the immediate transfer of this fund to you as arranged, you must apply first to the bank as a relation, business partner or next of kin of the deceased indicating your bank name, your bank account information and location where in the money will be remitted.

Upon receipt of your reply, I will send to you a text of application. I will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is hitch free and that you should not entertain any atom of fear as all required arrangements have been made for the transfer.

You should contact me immediately you receive this mail.

Trusting to hear from you as soon as possible.

Yours faithfully,
Jahiz Basha

[jasonmcareedj]

i cant believe the trouble they go to!

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Another Rare irish-targetted spamming.. A delicious graphic spoof, linked to a sack of shit.. Arrived in an email, and was basicly a picture - attached as Picture 1..

Links to here: http://internetbanking.aib.ie.lpni5w.../roi/login.htm if you click on it..

...which gets whacked by opera as:

The page you are trying to open has been reported as fraudulent. It will likely attempt to trick you into sharing personal or financial information. Opera Software strongly discourages visiting this page.
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Ignore this warning?
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but it looks GREAT!! (see 2nd & 3rd pic attached) in fact SO GREAT i am going to log in and check the balance in my account.. i'm so happy about this as i was previously unaware i HAD a fuc*ing account with AIB!!! YAY!!!! FREE MONEYS FOR SOMEONE!!!

Anyway, in the live link, if you hover over the crap about scams at the bottom, it really will send you to AIB to report scams etc, but as you can see from the last picture, the fuc*ing login target is some bullshit http://internetbanking.aib.ie.lpni5w2dz.com/hb1/roi/login.htm - yes the yellow bit is where you actually end up, the bit before it can be anything you like.. BUT YOU KNEW THAT, RITE?

...the WHO IS on that site:

Domain Name : lpni5w2dz.com
PunnyCode : lpni5w2dz.com


Registrant:
Organization : Pan Wei wei
Name : Pan Wei wei
Address : BaoChun Rd. 27, No. 3, 1F, Apt. 1903
City : Bejing
Province/State : Beijing
Country : CN
Postal Code : 100176

Administrative Contact:
Name : Pan Wei wei
Organization : Pan Wei wei
Address : BaoChun Rd. 27, No. 3, 1F, Apt. 1903
City : Bejing
Province/State : Beijing
Country : CN
Postal Code : 100176
Phone Number : 010-010-58022118-58022118
Fax : 86-010-58022118-58022118
Email : 127@126.com

Technical Contact:
Name : Pan Wei wei
Organization : Pan Wei wei
Address : BaoChun Rd. 27, No. 3, 1F, Apt. 1903
City : Bejing
Province/State : Beijing
Country : CN
Postal Code : 100176
Phone Number : 010-010-58022118-58022118
Fax : 86-010-58022118-58022118
Email : 127@126.com

Billing Contact:
Name : Pan Wei wei
Organization : Pan Wei wei
Address : BaoChun Rd. 27, No. 3, 1F, Apt. 1903
City : Bejing
Province/State : Beijing
Country : CN
Postal Code : 100176
Phone Number : 010-010-58022118-58022118
Fax : 86-010-58022118-58022118
Email : 127@126.com

ZOMG!! China??!??

so, nice scam, alot of effort put in, and it's amazing that it's sent to Irish people with the Irish slant on it.. GREAT STUFF!!!!!!!

[jasonmcareedj]

From:Mrs.Wan Yonghong.
General Chief Auditor,
Standard Chartered Bank,
Hong Kong Branch.

Dearest one,

Let me start by introducing myself I am Mrs.Wan Yonghong the general chief
auditor in STANDARDCHARTERED BANK Hong Kong branch.

I have a proposal for you as a matter of urgency,I amin pocession of sum of
21.35million United States Dollars,unclaimed by our late client who died
four years ago,without stating any beneficiary to his wealth after he has
deposited his funds in ourBank,and when the investigation have
been completed,none was documented to be the next of kin in his file
93AC300/W493TC,in our dept, I will send you the details when you are
interested.In this great light,I want us to shares this funds on precentage
within ourself confidentially.

I am the officer assigned to his case;I made numerous suggestions in line
with my duties as the de-facto chief operations officer of the Private
Banking Service Department, especially given the volume of funds he wished
to put into our bank and Cash movement across borders has become especially
strictsince the incidents of 9/11. A person who suited his description was
declared deadof heart attack in Cannes, South of France, and ithas been
confirmed by the investigation unit.

If you find yourself able to work with me,contact through my personal email
formore details on how totransfer the total funds with your assistance as
thenext of kin:wanyonghong209@yahoo.com.hk

I wait your swift response and have a blessed Sunday.

Regards,

Wan.

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ZOMG! Angolan President's ex pool cleaner needs helps!!!

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David SANTOS
18, Petervale, Johannesburg, South Africa
Tel: +27.83 48 22 115
Dear Sir/Madam.

As stated above, my names are David Santos. I am 33 years of age, and a stepson of the former Angolan PRESIDENT, late Dr. Jonas Savimbi.My mother and I are interested in relocating to your country, and venturing all of our funds in excess of some US$20.5 million, all in US$100 bills; in your line of business, and under your auspices.

All funds having being earmarked for the purchase of arms in South Africa, and accrued from the sales of precious stones, but since the war has ended, we have decided to keep the funds and use the funds for our personal purposes.
The funds are presently kept in the custody of a private depository firm here in South Africa due to our personal security and that of the funds on our arrival here some months ago.

You are to take home 25% of the gross for all your anticipated assistance by the time the funds are successfully lodged in your nominated accounts overseas. But first all we will need to know you more, and also we would need to move the funds and of course ourselves out of South Africa as soon as we can possibly arrange that to be.
My mother and I have carefully worked out the modalities for the eventual transfer. You are to participate as our foreign partner in the scheme of arrangement.

My mother personally requested that I send this mail to you to seek your assistance and participation.Kindly signify your interest by replying through my E-mail address, or better still you can give me a call on my direct number, which is +27 83 48 22 115, for a more detailed insight.

Kindest regards, Mr. David Santos.

A note on Dave's Phone number:

08 NUMBERS

Many businesses and organisations in S.Africa have special landline numbers beginning with an 08 code - 0800, 0860, 0861, and so on. (But not 082, 083 or 084, which belong to the mobile networks.)

08: Special services
083: Cellular: MTN

Cannot determine if Dave is on a Pay-as-you-go scheme, but i'm sure a few missed calls from the play-mobile will go down well..

[jasonmcareedj]

e-MAIL Winner
From: Dr.Artemis Hamilton (info@nat-lottery.gov.org)
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Dear e-MAIL Winner
Your email address won £915,810.00 GBP in this month NATIONAL LOTTERY.
To file for your claim, contact our agent Rev.Harry Smith with
the details below(Full Names, Contact Address, Country, Age, Sex, Occupation &
Telephone numbers) to this email: revharrysmith1940@gmail.com
Tel: +44 (701) 115 3332
Please do not reply to this mail contact your claim agent Rev.Harry Smith.
Yours Sincerely,
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(Web-Email Information Manager)

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FINALLY A UNIVERSITY DEGREE!!!!

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Sender: "Martina Cahill" << any relation to the famous Irish Gangsta???

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Dear Friend,

I am Patrick Bartholomew Ahern, better known as Bertie Ahern, former Taoiseach of the Republic of Ireland.

The Press has written a lot about unresolved mysteries surrounding my personal finances dealings, but I tell you something, I have always been a good and honest man. I may have sought personal financial advantage from my time as my country's leader, but what man does not try to better himself?

No one knows the details of all of my financial dealings but me. I remain the only one who knows everyone who made a political contribution or helped me through the difficult times surrinding my separation. I am the only person who knows about this money and the accounts in which it is stored.

Now, I am being pursued by the Mahon Tribunal and the Irish Revenue Commissioners, but I tell you this. That money is mine and was the result of a fruitful career. At present most of the money is stored in a bank account in Liechtenstein, but as a result of pressure from the European Union, they have announced (August 15th) that they will provide details of account holders to national authorities.

My accountant in Liechtenstein has advised me that I will be able to avoid this circumstance by converting the account to be joint account. In this way, it will be treated as a business account and not as the account of individual. In this way, I hope to move the money to an alternative tax haven before the loophole is closed.

I have been given your name by a senior member of my Fianna Fail party as a good and honest citizen of my country who may be able to help me out in this regard. All that I will require is the following information

1) Your Name:
2) Your Address:
3) Your Phone Number:
4) Your Occupation and Age:
5) Proof of residence (Utility Bill)
6) A copy of a bank statement

Once this has been done, I shall set you up as a joint holder of my bank account in Liechtenstein. As a reward for your cooperation, I will tender to you 10% of the value of the account, currently estimated at €8 million.

I appreciate that the method of contact is not the most usual, but I do not wish my correspondence to be traceable.

I await with pleasure your future cooperation

Thank You

Patrick Bartholomew Ahern

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