SPAM OF THE WEEK!

[jasonmcareedj]

Re: From Sgt. James Clayton
From: SGT .JAMES CLAYTON (sgtjames@clayton.org)
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Sent: 05 July 2008 08:41:14
Reply-to: jamesclayton5050@aim.com
To:


Hello Buddy,


I hope my email meets you well. My name is Sgt .James Clayton jr. I am in the
Engineering military unit here in Baghdad in Iraq , with Oesophageal cancer
which has defiled all forms of medical treatment, and right now I have only
about a few weeks/month to live, according to medical experts. My late 2
colleagues who died last week in a bomb blast and I found a huge sum of $25
Million USD in Baghdad neighbourhood
(http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/2988455.stm) that we have successfully
moved out of the country to Europe via a diplomatic courier service. I am
contacting you because i want you to help with claiming of this merchandise and
help me distribute them to charity organizations and homeless people.


I feel distributing the funds would be a way to appease the LORD and also want
God to be merciful to me and my late friends and also accept our souls ,because
we have killed so many in the war, but we where only serving our country. I
have decided to give this sum 0f $25 Million USD to charity organizations, as I
want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth.

I will want you to help me collect this consignment and dispatched it to
charity organizations like i have said earlier. I have set aside 30% for you
and your time. The most important thing is that can I TRUST you Once the funds
get to you?, and also would you distribute the rest 50% to charity
organizations?. Your own part of this deal is to contact the DIPLOMATIC COURIER
SERVICE on how the consignment can be released and sent down to your home
address and also find a safe place where the fu nds can be kept. If you are
interested I will furnish you with more details.

But the whole process is simple and we must keep a low profile at all times
because if the authorities are aware of this funds, it would be seized and used
for purchasing ammunitions and irrelevant accessories, whereby we have so many
sick, homeless kids dying with hunger..

I am awaiting your urgent response on my private email address,
jamesclayton5050@aim.com
IN GOD WE TRUST!!!!


Regards,

SGT .JAMES CLAYTON.

Ah now that's one for the mantlepiece. Guaranteed Irish™ and all.

AIB have a "June 2008" Security notice up on the front page, if you want to lift the phone on the cnut you can fwd that email to alert[at]aib[dot]ie, but what's funnier: Clobbering the pants off myles_gallagher1@live.com or contacting the relevant authorities? [*evil grin*]

That's nice though, original eyerish spam

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OMFG! IRISH SCAM ALERT!

Private investigation
Friday, June 27, 2008 6:33 AM
From:
"Myles Gallagher"

Goodday,

My name is Myles Gallagher, I am a senior partner in the Technical Advisory Board of Allied Irish Bank Group (Senior Security Specialist). We are conducting a standard process investigation on behalf of "AIB Group", the International Banking conglomerate.

This investigation involves a client who shares the same surname with you and also the circumstances surrounding investments made by this client at "AIB Group", the Private Banking arm of Allied Irish Bank. The client died in testate and nominated no successor in title over the investments made with the bank. I would respectfully request that you keep the contents of this mail private and respect the integrity of the information you come by as a result of this mail.

I contact you independently of our investigation and no one is informed of this communication. I would like to intimate you with certain facts that I believe would be of interest to you. You share similar details to the late fellow; I am prepared to place you in a position to instruct the firm to release the deposit to you as the closest surviving relation. Upon receipt of the deposit, I am prepared to share the money with you, that is, I will simply nominate you as the next of kin and have them release the deposit to you. We share the proceeds 50/50.

I would have gone ahead to ask the funds be released to me, but that would have drawn a straight line to me and my involvement in claiming the deposit. But on the other hand, you with the same very name as the depositor's would easily pass as the beneficiary with right to claim. I assure you that I could have the deposit released to you within few working days.

I am aware of the consequences of this proposal. I ask that if you find no interest in this project that you should discard this mail. I ask that you do not be vindictive and destructive. If my offer is of no appeal to you, delete this message and forget I ever contacted you. Do not destroy my career because you do not approve of my proposal. You may not know this but people like myself who have made tidy sums out of comparable situations run the whole private banking sector. I am not a criminal and what I do, I do not find against good conscience, this may be hard for you to understand, but the dynamics of my industry dictates that I make this move. Such opportunities only come ones in a lifetime. I cannot let this chance pass me by, for once, I have found myself in total control of my destiny. These chances won't pass me by. I ask that you do not destroy my chance, if you will not work with me let me know and let me move on with my life but do not destroy me. I am a family
man and this is an opportunity to

There is a reward for this project and it is a task well worth undertaking. I have evaluated the risks and the only risk I have here is from you refusing to work with me. I am the only one who knows of this situation, good fortune has blessed you with a name that has planted you into the center of relevance in my life. Lets share the blessing. If you find yourself able to work with me, contact me through my email account below. If you give me positive signals, I will initiate this process towards a conclusion.

I send you this mail not without a measure of fear as to what the consequences, but I know within me that nothing ventured is nothing gained and that success and riches never come easy or on a platter of gold.

This is the one truth I have learned from my private banking clients. Do not betray my confidence. If we can be of one accord, we should plan a meeting soon.

Kind regards,

Myles Gallagher.

myles_gallagher1@live.com

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Lol.. Hong-Kong-Silver Hieny!??! Looks just like the real beer, but is region-free??

Also: AFTER FASTING AND PRAYER ALERT!


We Need Your Help Please!!
Tuesday, June 10, 2008 10:44 AM
From:
"Roseline."



FROM MISS.ROSELINE AFFESSI.
REPUBLIC OF COTE D' IVOIRE.

COMPLIMENT OF THE SEASON
Dearest one,

Actually I did not want to discuss this matter with you before but after fasting and prayer I just
decided to contact you for your help, please I really need your help. I am 20 years old Girl. I
leave with my yonger brother and we leave alone because we dont want the people who killed my late
Father, to kill us too. I will be very happy if you promised me that you will keep this secret
until this money arrive to your care in your country.

My late Father deposited one trunk of box with a security company here before his died and because
of situation of political crisis here that led to war going on here in my country, we need some
body that I will trust to come in and help me and my brother claim this consignment out from the
company for the safety of my property that was deposited under there custody. Please I am
contacting you for your assistance, to help me and my brother because we don't have anyone in here
to help us and I don't have money to travel from here to any country please I need your assistance
to stand by me and my brother and help us to transfer the box to you for future investment. You
will contact the security company as Miss Rose Pat Affessi's foreign partner who want to help me
and claim the box that was deposited by my late Father MR David Abe from Republic of Code d,voire.

My late Father did not declared the real content of the box to the security company officials. He
only told them that the box is containing family valuables. You are the only person I have sent
this message across to. I will like you to keep the secret until this box arrive your country.
You have to promise me that you will not betray me and my brother when this box is under your
care.I will send the documents and the security company contact to you once you accept to help me
and my brother. You have to give me your private phone and fax number to enable me to send the
documents to you. The money inside the trunk box is Nine Millions Five Hundred Thousand Dollars
($9.5 Millions Dollars).

I will offer you 10% for the total sum of amount, if you help me and claim this box from the
security company. You will also provide investment programme where the money will be invested
properly when it arrival your hand safely.

I wait to hear from you.

May God bless you.
Yours sincerely,
Miss Rose Pat Affessi


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Portal Universia Chile - Red de universidades red de oportunidades.
http://www.universia.cl

E-mail:heineken_verificationdept3@yahoo.com.hk

They make dutch beer in Hong Kong?
*plays muppet show theme*

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OMFG!! BEER LOTTERRY MILLIONARE ALERTS!

Official Notification
Wednesday, June 4, 2008 9:02 AM
From:
"HEINEKEN COMPANY NETHERLAND"

To: undisclosed-recipients





THE PROMOTION DEPARTMENT
HEINEKEN INTERNATIONAL
PROMOTIONA NTHONIE VAN
DIJCKERWEG 11077 ME
AMSTERDAM THE NETHERLANDS
Dear:Winner,

The NEWLY HEINEKEN ONLINE E-MAIL DRAWS was carried
out through random sampling in our computerized
E-mail selection machine TOTAL from a database of
over 1,000,000 E-mail addresses drawn from all
the continents of the world, and the Globe
divided into Zones. This is to encourage Our
International Consumers WorldWide for their
kind patronage and support, and our sponsorship
of the on-going UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE.

You are hereby notified that your winning falls
under our AFRICAN REGIONAL ZONE,and hence you
are to be paid by our AFRICAN REGIONAL PAYMENT
CENTRE.

You have been approved for lump sums Payout of
($2,000,000.00 USD) Two Million US Dollars.
Credited to Ref No:MSW/56B-672GH/L and winning
No11).(28).(48).(34).(44).(34)

To file for claims,You are to contact our
assigned Promotion Mnanager in our Promotion
Department below by E-mail.

************************************
HEINEKEN PROMOTION DEPARTMENT
ANTHONIE VAN DIJCKERWEG 1
1077 ME AMSTERDAM,THE NETHERLANDS
Promotion Manager: Mr.Van Janssen
E-mail:heineken_verificationdept3@yahoo.com.hk
*************************************
Below are the compulsory details you are
to provide When Contacting the Promotion
Manager.

1.Full Name:........................
2.Sex:..............................
3.Address:..........................
4.Nationality:......................
5.Marital Status:...................
6.Age:/Date of Birth:...............
7.Occupation:.......................
8.Next Of Kin:......................
9.Home Tel:/Mobile Tel:/Fax:........
10.State of Origin:/Country:........
11.Your Ref No:/winning No:.........
12.Indicate Your Winning Zone:.....

Best Of Luck,
MR. SAR SNIJDER
HEINEKEN ONLINE LOTTERY CO-ORDINATOR

[jasonmcareedj]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8ToPFtyOEY

Aww look! - A realtime spam view of the world made with google maps. There's a stack of it in Turkey at the minute...

http://www.spamshield.org/maps/spamworld.html

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Meh.. there is a bit of a Spam Drought at the moment..

but this GEM arrived today:

Date: Thu, 1 May 2008 06:34:37 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Susan Poe" Add Mobile Alert
Yahoo! DomainKeys has confirmed that this message was sent by yahoo.com. Learn more
Subject: Hi
To: suzzypoe4@yahoo.com


Hi

I am Mrs. Susan Roces Poe , the widow of late Mr.Fanerndo Poe Jr film
actor and former presidential candidate in philippine i, am writting
you to help me retrive out the sum $18,million usd which my late husband
deposited in a security company abroad before his unfortunate i will
give you 20% of the total money please for more information write me
back so that i will give you more information on how you can help me . I
am waiting for your urgent reply .

Remain Blessed
Susan


COULD THIS BE EDGAR ALLEN'S RELATION???????????????????

[jasonmcareedj]

what the feck is that?

i aint got silly spam in a bit

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WOW!! i am invited to a secret confrence!!!!!!1!11

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More SOLID GOLD

Date: Sun, 20 Apr 2008 10:33:15 -0600
From: "Hajia Mariam" Add Mobile Alert
Subject: Please reply with your telephone number.




Hello,


Due to the sudden death of my husband General Abacha the former head of
state
of Nigeria in June 1998, I have been thrown into a state of
hopelessness by the
present administration.I have lost confidence with anybody within my
country. I
got your contacts through personal research,and had to reach you
through
thismedium. I will give you more details when you reply.


Due to security network placed on my daily affairs I cant visit the
embassy so
that is why I have contacted you. My husband deposited $12.6million
dollars
with a security firm abroad whose name is witheld for now till we
communicate.
I will be happy if you can receive this funds and keep it safe I assure
you
20%of this fund. I will need your elephone/mobile numbers so that we
can
commence communication.


Sincerely Yours,


Hajia Mariam.

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OH NOES MY PAPAL ACC IS A MUTANT!!!!!!!

To: mrspring_eire@yahoo.com
From: service@intl.paypal.com
Reply to: akstcamericatogomnsdgs@americatogo.com

We recently reviewed your account, and we need more information about your business to allow us to provide uninterrupted service. Until we can collect this information, your access to sensitive account features will be limited. We would like to restore your access as soon as possible. We apologize for the inconvenience.
Why is my account access limited?

Your account access has been limited for the following reason(s):

# We have reason to believe that your account was accessed by a third party. Because protecting the security of your account is our primary concern, we have limited access to sensitive PayPal account features. We understand that this may be an inconvenience but please understand that this temporary limitation is for your protection.

(Your case ID for this reason is PP-136-124-102.)

How can I restore my account access?

Please visit the Resolution Center [http://paypal.user-updates.com/update/] and complete the "Steps to Remove Limitations."

Completing all of the checklist items will automatically restore your account access.

Copyright © 1999-2008 PayPal. All rights reserved.


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Wow!! a full-on Paypal spoof, with a bollocks page at the end of it all with the word PAYPAL in the URL!! it cheekily pulls graphics from the real paypal site, and even has a Secure layer!

Yep, it's full-on spoof, AND someone manually clicked it thru mah spam-blocker!

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Oh NOES!!!!! my bank account details!!!

From: "security@bankfranklin.com" Add Mobile Alert
Subject: Verify Your Account Details
Date: Thu, 3 Apr 2008 00:35:24 -0700



Verify Your Account Details


As part of measures of ensuring a safer and more secure Banking environment. We have re-structured our Banking servers .

We have decided to put an extra verification process to ensure your identity and account information is protected.

Please click on continue, to the verification process and ensure your Account information is entered correctly to get verified.
It is all about your security.

Thank you.
Continue To Verification <--- link http://mail.lfschools.org/login/

Copyright © 2008 Franklin Bank. All Rights Reserved.


So.. the link is 404 (natch) but, lfschools.org is, well, a school, and mail.lfschools.org is the login for the microsoft webmail/outlook/exchange!

This is an outstanding piece of phishing failure - not only is it so obviously a load of horseshite, but it shows a deep misunderstanding of pretty much everything. a JOY to see this scam still in the wild, i can only imagine it is the work of some Junior-school kids who were bored...

[jasonmcareedj]

ya know what but i'd say jenny adams has herself convinced!!!!!