The boy Sherlock in the Dam!

[Sherlock]

Hahaha aaaah poor Magoon, of all the shams 2get a car raped u wudn wish it on our Magoon! He was tellin me he fuct it off the curb alright! Not upta much just the usual general messin, 24 bottles of amstel down the Smarket 4 7.49......suck that up hahaha in fucken fairness, +wen u bring the bottles back u get a couple a yo yos 2, sweet as a nut
............Hahahaha Helix and Springer sham yer favourite track just came on! Ne way...

Farrell sham, all sorts of shite hawkin, cant think of ntin in particular right now, Just doin it Dam style

Take it easy!

[k.farrell]

djpj ya were asking if the decks are any good not got a clue never seen them dont know the guy that well but i can get a number if ya want 2 ring and find out about them.......?

[young fella]

trust u to be to gettin up to no gud over there,
and i may be a student but im no sex fiend......eh wink wink!

hav it large, rincin!!

[Sherlock]

Caaaraack? Right so got work..in a hostel,which means i meet every sort of loon under the fucken sun,from that dude walkin around in his bed sheet and nothin else,to those lads that came in and pissed all over their room...eh and that sham yesterday i found staring at the sink in the jax in the dark (all fucken twisted on shrooms) hilarious! Got 2work in a beach hostel 4a few days which was cool, my 1st nite me and some of the staff broke into this trampoline/pitch and putt place (aaaah drunken summersaults and wheelbarrow messin) hahaha, got sum unreal pics of the beach,u wudn believe how unreal it was,sunset etc. Cant put em up tho! That place was 50mins outside Amsterdam tho,b quality durin the summer but has a vibe of 'The Shining' durin the winter,still fucken loved it tho! Mite go up 2nite,i is off 2moro and was meant to be today..but not!

Back workin in Amsterdam the last few days, meet new people everday, ill have mates all over the world wen/if i leave! Met this poor fucker from Guatamala (shite spellin there)..he basically came to the dam 2find this chick he pure loves,he used to be wit her! Right so he gets a number,gives her a call Waheeeey im in the Dam its me,how are u? She says "im married'' ....fucken ouch! And then 3fucken scumbags mugged him and took his bag wit all his shit in it..on the same fucking day! ....Fucken rough,poor bastard!
....So me being Irish i did the only thing i possibly could........I gave him a hug, a beer and a plate of spuds! hahahahaha

Plenty more messin,cant think tho,i is fuct out!
................Young Fella,ne sexual dieeaases yet! lol

Later!

[beezle]

REDRUM

Ah now mr sherlocks I did actually intend to post something or other here.. Gimme a chance.. !

Fucking looks like your enjoying yourself. I've been having a rather spiffing time. Had a fucking mad mad party on friday... there were fuckers crowd surfing in the living room.. ahahaha hilarious!

Yeh the prodigy me and youngfella had quite a time.. we went to the local indie club on the way home.. ripped the piss. Aaron was going up to these chicks everytime the song changed and goin "OH MAN I LOVE THIS SONG!! Its my favourite song" bahaha! I was steamboats as per usual. Had more than enough samples of amsterdam smoke to do me for a while a la my flatmates. Pure fried brain. So no smoking for a while..

Also I might have a tune coming out on this CD a course in my college is making. Its basically a compilation of songs by people from the college.. all the rest are whiney singer songwriter types.. mines sort of electro/breakbeat or something. Thats not finalised yet though.. watch this space.

New flatmates into his abelton and Reason and such its good stuff. I'm fucking round with it a bit at the minute..

Saw erol alkan in the music center the other night.. pretty good. He's not hardcore like you though.

Remember those scumbags at the fire punching each other in the face for no apparent reason? ahaha. Tssk

(bar nob)

[young fella]

ah yes barnob, was a gud ol nite in dat "club"....taking acting the bollix to the highest.....u nearly spent the night in the slammer for takin a piss,just caus u wer on the street!

it was a funny nite out therewith that fire, for sum reason one of them really loved Bullet in The Gun....lads!!ya'd wana be hercules ta take them branchs lads!!

gud to no ur still able write and that ur brain hasnt gone to mush, wat with all de messin ur doin over there!

keep it real in da dam.....x mass style

TSST!!!

[beezle]

Aahhh here

"couldn't you find somewhere more discrete to do that?" about 20 seconds from my house.. I am the lazy fucker alright.

Hows the beach house sherlock? Probably on the crack already laadss

[jon mac BIG 4ahhh]

turkey on the beach

Storey boy, your nay wel but sure fuk it. me stuck in d freakn kawledge workin on project. neway wat was d name of that loon ya z ya was chattin overa der. ya told me to google him he's sum dude in the states. hows d bag o grass u be smoookin it, tal much gone, ya be turnin green an feedin the flowers yet, ha!
da sherlock gonna be havin turkey on the beach this xmas so.
you gotta be sendin me your hole'stell add b4 d xmas. send ya a selection box r summick innnniiiit.
neway boy keep d left shoe on 1st, an keep goin.
later boy.

[Sherlock]

HAHAHAHAHA! Wappin lads! couple of days off,out at the beach,back to all the fruit loops 2nite+ sum very sexy ladies reeeow!! haha, dunno the messin rate im at id say ive about a month 2live lol, i doooont feel so guuuud! Fuck it,the craic shall b had!

Bullet in a gun lads,das kalaaas dat is hahaha,such a fucken laugh

Chat yas... qurs!

[Sherlock]

Didn take long, just cycled through the dam dressed all in black,covered in black facepaint,wearing a black affro wig and lipstick,there was a few of us...funnily enuf i was the only 1who had all that shit on hmmmmmm?! Hahahahahahaha

Now i have red slippers on 2! ud wanna see the late arrivals especially, comin down the stairs and all they see is me,followed by ""welcome 2amsterdam" hahahahaha fuuuuuck wat a laaf!

Ltr

[beezle]

ahahaha what the fuck?? Crazy fucker.

I've to give a presentation in college laaadds. Using fruity loops in it n all
ahaha.

Off to college watch out for VD sham!

[jasonmcareedj]

any good gigs on in the dam sherlock? a buddy of mine is heading out for a stag next weekend........

[Sherlock]

Storey Jay! Theres always sumthin goin on, which is a pain in the ass for me coz i cant afford 2do ne of it! but Dave Clarke plays Amsterdam innercity on the 19th of this month im pretty sure!

Hey Barnob,fucken 'the wiiickedness' haha,gud luk wit that

[jasonmcareedj]

good good, eddie halliwell fri nite! fuck man it was deffo the best live act i ever seen! the man was on fire!

[djgosher]

this has to be one of my best reads on the internet of one persons travels abroad........good storys..............hope everything goes well!!

we want to hear them storys with the fine prosituates