The boy Sherlock in the Dam!

[jasonmcareedj]

and if he say's he didnt then we know well he's lyin through his teeth!

when in rome.... do as the romainains do lol

[Sherlock]

Hahahaha...didn wat, ride a skank down the red light? Ive bin down there untold times,and i have fucking NOT bin in,or ever will! Sum are hot as fuck,but still nasty bitces that hump 4cash so bollix 2that,meet sum chicks here and get freaky 4 faaaaaareeeeeeee!

So ne ways i can say i DJ'd in the Dam,had a warm up party here 4 NY eve, Technic city UUUAR Another sham here had Techno and house tunes and i had me headphones in the bag so i took over 4a couple of hours,flicken through his box slappin on watever i thought fitted...FUN FUCKING FUN

Thanx for the nice replies lads, much appreciated,cheers!

P.s some girl off her tits on shrooms shouted at me ''WAAAATS SLIGO'' while chasing me down the stairs after i asked her was she sound and then replying 2her Q of wer i was from! It was fuuuucken humourous!

PEEEEAAACE!

[beezle]

ho ho ho

Cheers for the Christmas card sham, A cow pissing in a field.

Jimmy was impressed.

I sent you one the other day! Hadn't slept fuck all in two days so apoligies if its completely illegible.

tssk.

[Sherlock]

Hahahahaha humerous arent i?! Have a couple more 2send,probly 2 late now,fuck it ill send them ne way!

Word ya heard!

[jasonmcareedj]

well happy xmass in the dam to ya sherlock!

[Sherlock]

Cheers mate and to you,and all the other shams,have a gud1

Went to this city to stay with sum mates in this fucken shite tank called Almera! If u can imagine sum dirty nacker estate but without the nackers,wit nothin to do,not even a dirty wino to try and scab a yo yo or 2 off ya! So missed the train last nite and was late for work this mornin coz i had to get 2trains,then i hopped on the tram and halfway i hopped off coz of them big moustached ticket checkin mother fuckers got on,so had to speed walk/run....i dont feel ssso guuud!! +im in shite wit the head sham here,shite on a stick ne ways!

In other events,i had a drunken kick about with abdul,the little brazilian who does tricks up in the square...and yes i was wearing a santa hat hahaha!

There is NO dutch gold to be found here,not a fucken drop,ive looked everywhere! "Pint a dutch gold please sir"? ...has any 1 ever looked at you like uve got a nob stuck to yer eyebrow,well thats the look u get wen u ask that question BECAUSE THEY HAVE NEVER FUCKEN HEARD OF IT!



....Hey young Fella bring me over a can in January wen ur over yeeeeeeeeeah booooooy

Laters! Happy Shitmas..i mean Christmas!

[jasonmcareedj]

well how was the festive season?

[Sherlock]

Ahoy hoy!

The season of festive shite hawkin was humerous of course! we had 50 guests here 4crimbo dinner,which was a fat pound more than expected,beer food and a desert of the stickiest of the icky bein puffed watchin the crimbo flicks! New years eve i went to the post office to collect sum wedge as i had 50cent left in the pocket,got there at bout 3,fucken closed! and is always on a saturday said the dutch sham who looked at me like i was a prat! so NY eve wit 50cent in me pocket,still managed it and got steeeaamboooats toot toot hahaha!

Earlier that day it was rumoured that it was a fancy dress and best dressed gets a bottle of shite champagne! so i thought bolllix 2it ill do that even if no1 else does...and they didnt haha! I arrived down as Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction with me affro wig,blacked up face,neck and chest with me affro chest hair and beard stuck on with fucken vaseline...not so smart! We had the decks set up here again and i proceeded to mix a bita techno while tryin ta keep me beard from slippin off me face! humerous! and bcoz i was the only 1that bothered i got the bottle of shite!
Just b4 12 it was a weird1,every1 decided to go outside coz this country goes fucken bertie wit fireworks! A couple of us thought wed go up on the roof for a quality view,they didn realise they shut the door behind them tho wen they went up, so me and a mate said fuck it lets legit up the street quick! so Samuel L.Jackson and friend were cruisin up the street with a pint glass filled wit sum dodgey shite in 1 hand,and a bottle of champange and 2glasses kind of held in the other,with fire works flyin everywhere (best humerous moment of the evening) So we missed 12 oclock,and shared the bottle wit strangers...fucken hilarious, also bcoz no1 wud go near me coz i looked like a prat and would cover them in black shit and alot of melted vaseline!

Back here and cranked the tunes til late,fun fun fun
Got a contract here now so i cant really stay here unless i pay 20 snots a nite so im a bit of a bum at the mo,beyond exhaustion i is hahahaha! bollix!

Cant really think of ntin else...cept for that girl who went wandering on shrooms hahahaha,that 1was funny!

Take is easy!

[Sherlock]

Will write watevers bein goin on fully when i could be arsed,its bin fucken hilarious haha! But for now

Quotes of the last 2days

(1)"Stop listening to Jon Bon Jovi and suck my nipples"!

(2) (SUM DUDE ON THE STREET)
"I new i shudn of put my fone in the oven"

(3)
(English Girl)
"Bless him.. hes a bit fuct" !


Good times hahahaha!!

[playthatbeat]

Thoz ovan-proof phones can be deceptive.. They don`t work at ALL in Microwaves, yet survive 4-5 hours in a fan-ovan at 250 (gas mark 7) relatively intact. They still taste fu*king horrible though - nothing like one you'd make yourself.

[Sherlock]

Storey?
Havin written ntin major in a bit,dunno if i can remember half the shit thats bin happenin...fucken weirdos! Haha! Had some fruitcake bitch come in that,first that day chased a member of staff through the park,then stole a loada shit from h&m, put it on the table and started rippin off the tags! Then she went into the hall beside the bar and started doin sum nasty fucken stretchin in a mini skirt wit a huge half circle of people around her laughin ther tits off...me at the front naturally! Mite i add she looked like a mix between a 107 year old prostitute and a scanger that just puked her ring outside abrakababra on a saturday nite! We threw her out...she cursed...i laughed!

I hope my mother dosnt b lookin at this because i have now been on the piss for 3solid months, and its fuct how yer body can adapt 2feelin like shit 29/7 lads!! Had some funky scares here,thought i was about 2die the other day...for real! Almost shutdown for cert! Scarey shite!
Got meself a house now wit 7other people,its a wicked place 20 min bike ride on my fucken relic of a bike (sum1 pinched me gud 1) bastards! ..ah not 2worry il just go 2junkie bridge wen i can afford 2pay 10 beans on a bike.....aaah those junkies no the craic hahahaha!
Was at paradiso recently,plump DJs and Don Diablo..fucken wicked! Chattin 2 Don afterwards,fucken absolute gent, goin sendin him sum shit wen i sort out the cds+ was talkin 2a couple of female DJs that played downstairs who i reckon are goin places for cert,so wel c how things develop!

Im workin me bollix off in both senses of the word here..hahahaha, its difficult to get sorted especially wen yer scrapin by basically all the time, pay is shit,the fun is gud,but cant mix records and cant make tunes wit no equipment! Its fucken torture sometimes but if i can get in wit the right crew,which i no im well capable of doin ill b sorted! i feel like im goin the long way around,but here theres no shortcut in music! ill get there!
Hope every1s cool,take it easy lads!

Word ya heard!



Forgot this,threw this weird lookin pervert out the other day for sayin weird shit to chicks,then keepin every1 awake in the dorm by jerkin off all night...noises and bed creaking involved hahahaha!

Welcome On Helly boooooooy,hope yer well buddy!

[jasonmcareedj]

well bayeee interesting post! u seen fooked alrite! i taught ya were after been sherlocknaped or sumtin, glad to see ut havin a ball anyway!

[jasonmcareedj]

whats up bud.... if ur still alive, will u be still there for dance valley? if ur still alive

[Sherlock]

Alrite Jay, ya i should be, have a place here now so if im still livin here il b at it for cert!

[brain]

have they taken him home in a body bag yet?
Look, grow up.You dont get a job without the education and loads of money...